Potty training adventures

Two things. Don’t let your husband show your three-year-old how to pee standing up, because he’ll never want to sit on the potty ever again. Because apparently “only girls sit on the potty.” I don’t know how he’s going to go #2 standing up. And don’t let him hold his own penis, even if he insists on it, because he will aim high….aim low…aim anywhere other than the potty. This was his royal sass-pants this morning:

Me: [for the 3rd time] “George, come here and go pee on the potty.”

George: “I’m COMING! As slow as I can!!’

Yeah, buddy, I can tell.