We stopped at McDonalds; it’s just too easy when the kids are hungry! George was not giving Julius fries. So Julius starts screeching, of course….
George (to Julius): “No, you can’t have any fries, Julius.”
Me: “George, quit being a dictator.”
Ross cracks up.
Ross: “I thought you were going to say ‘Quit being a dick,’ and that would have been awesome.”
I haven’t yet resorted to calling my child a dick. But I’ve been close.